"If you smell tube socks, dirt, mushrooms, vinegar...it probably means the thing you're about to taste is corked..."

Useful advise!

My favorite new song from my favorite new band...

I remember camping years ago and one time I got very frustrated that I couldn't get a fire going due to wind and general dampness. I took about a cupful of kerosene from the camp stove, dumped it on the wood, took a step back and threw a lit match at the fire pit. FWOOMPF! Man makes instant fire, baby! Stand back!

But lighting a grill with liquid oxygen? I guess that's either genius or a whole new level of stupid I never thought about.

"I'm a fake journalist, and I'm embarrassed!"

It's been that way for quite some time, for those of us that have been paying attention.