Friend and reader Hank "Cantona" Stephenson emails with some commentary relating to the excessive use of business jargon that has permeated our language. "Thoreau and Hemingway would spin in their graves", says Hank. And remember, its equally easy to implement your enhancements as it is to enhance your implements.

And for goodness sake be sure to set the brake on your lawn tractor so that no “unexpected non-powered tractor movement may occur.”