A couple of weeks ago Paulo Di Canio, who plays for Lazio in the Italian first division, caused an uproar when he gave a fascist salute to his swastika-flag-waving fans. He has vowed to appeal his ban and fine, and has made a statement that doesn't exactly cast him in a better light.

Honestly, just once, I'd like to see an American sports figure rise to this level of outrageousness, just for the media storm it would unleash.