Well, there you have it, David "socca" Beckham's motivations revealed. Not that he didn't already have 250 million reasons...

I mean, "Prince"? "Disney"? "AnniefreakingLeibovitz..."? Please stop, you're killing me. There's so much going on behind the surface of this story you'd need a team of Austrian psychiatrists to sort it all out. There's just not enough time in the day...