I posted on the bacon apple pie a couple of weeks back, and was subsequently admonished for missing the "baconaise" gastronomic breakthrough. It's mayonnaise. With bacon! Genius!

But wait, that's not all. Why not enjoy some chicken fried bacon with that? And if you're still feeling a need for further bacon goodness, why not enjoy a shrimp and bacon club sandwich?

Bacon. Is there anything it can't do?