Chip Ahoy gives step by step instructions on how to make the best guacamole ever, and he expects you to respect his authoritah!Key bit: "... little touches that push this over the top and right over the edge to take flight upward, as a hang glider is lifted by steady thermals, into the wondrous etherial wild blue rarified heights and broad unexplored guacamole horizons..."

So it seems I'll give it a try one of these days...