So New Orleans is underwater, and everyone knew it could and likely would happen someday, but nobody ever did anything, cause, well, that's just the way it goes. Point being New Orleans is underwater.

Here's a report from three years ago that made some dire and hauntingly accurate predictions.

So now what? Hire the best water management engineers in the history of the world, of course: bring in the Dutch! "Protecting the Netherlands against the negative influences of water..."