OK, I'll go next...

I want a spaceship and a unicorn, but I'd settle for a jetpack and a pony. But if my secret Santa can't do that I won't cause a fuss if I can have the book Amsterdam by Russell Shorto.

Also, given the rate at which I lose golf balls I need to replenish my supply...I like the Nike golf balls.

Also, given the rate at which I drink bourbon I need to replenish that supply too... Buffalo Trace  offers good value for good flavor.

And if I'm going to be out there golfing and drinking bourbon, I should probably have a cigar to round out my Christmas...I'm particularly fond of the AVO Robusto...

And here's alt-rockers Shonen Knife with a funky and highly catchy Space Christmas...