Friday, March 31, 2006

Tim Blair notes one way to make a ferret sneeze...

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

It's a Europe-off-the-rails update! A Dutch politician proposes that women with college degrees who choose to stay at home should be fined. Because it's, you know, a "destruction of capital". I have no doubt this was all said and received with straight faces...
How many different ways do you think Jack Bauer could kill a terrorist cat? Check out the latest installment of the Carnival of Bauer for a clue!
The Carnival of Homeschooling is up. Hey, would you let your kid walk to the bus stop with crazed attack cats on the loose? Of course you wouldn't. Just another reason to homeschool.

For those not so concerned about terrorist cats in tony suburbs, the Carnival of Education is up.

Crazed cat terrorizes bucolic Fairfield County suburb!

Sunset Circle neighborhood frozen in fear by unpredictable attacks!! Avon lady rushed to emergency after vicious clawing!!

Monday, March 20, 2006

It doesn't fly, but it does get 330 miles per gallon for under $20K. Of course it only has 3 wheels and seats two...

Monday, March 13, 2006

Yep, that's a flying car alright, but it's not the particular model I'm waiting for.

I'm looking for something more like this...

Sunday, March 12, 2006

It's another Carnival of Jack Bauer, this one dedicated to Fat Edgar, offed in the most recent episode, who I suspect was nowhere near as big a doofus as the writers led us to believe. Don't miss the 5 stages of grief for Edgar...
Daily Pundit (who, as he claims, really did name the "blogoshere") reports that Holland is on the verge of implementing some new immigration laws that will vastly restrict the easy open-borders access of recent decades.

Bravo, My Holland! Backbone detected! Lots of work left to do, but it's a start.
Ah yes, the 7-Eleven 3 AM taquito moment, the beginning of the end...

Saturday, March 11, 2006

It's pretty hard to play for your country's national team if you don't actually have, you know, a country. In the red-tape bureaucracy-loving land I like to call "Holland", it's just another inversion of common sense...
The paratrooper of love has a post about bringing a six-pack to work.

Monday, March 06, 2006

A-list smart-ass Jim Treacher live-blogged the Oscars. More entertaining than the real thing, in 1/50th the time.
Still waiting for my flying car, so I'll settle for one of these for the time being...Of course, now that I have a three minute commute to work, I may not have so much use for it.

(Thanks to future blog, the Speculist.)

Sunday, March 05, 2006

It's the first ever Carnival of Jack Bauer! If we had just one battalion of Jack Bauer clones we'd kick everybodies ass twice over.

Now this is the kind of service we should expect the blogoshere to provide...

Saturday, March 04, 2006



Remember all that talk 4 1/2 years ago about "bloody borders"?....Believe it.

The visual evidence...

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Frank J is offering some fine advise on port security, as he correctly points out we should all be vigilant because, you know, Jack Bauer can't do it all.

We remember Frank J, of course, as the author of the outstanding business book, "I'll Kill the #*%@#! Who Moved My Cheese".