Sunday, September 20, 2009

"If you smell tube socks, dirt, mushrooms, probably means the thing you're about to taste is corked..."

Useful advise!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

My favorite new song from my favorite new band...
I remember camping years ago and one time I got very frustrated that I couldn't get a fire going due to wind and general dampness. I took about a cupful of kerosene from the camp stove, dumped it on the wood, took a step back and threw a lit match at the fire pit. FWOOMPF! Man makes instant fire, baby! Stand back!

But lighting a grill with liquid oxygen? I guess that's either genius or a whole new level of stupid I never thought about.
"I'm a fake journalist, and I'm embarrassed!"

It's been that way for quite some time, for those of us that have been paying attention.

Friday, September 11, 2009