Thanksgiving, a truly great American holiday. My favorite.

How about a nice bacon wrapped turkey? Later, enjoy the previously mentioned bacon apple pie...

But what to drink? Why a bacon infused bourbon cocktail, of course!

Yep, bacon, Thanksgiving, and Pilgrims...they go together like, um well they don't, but who cares.

I posted on the bacon apple pie a couple of weeks back, and was subsequently admonished for missing the "baconaise" gastronomic breakthrough. It's mayonnaise. With bacon! Genius!

But wait, that's not all. Why not enjoy some chicken fried bacon with that? And if you're still feeling a need for further bacon goodness, why not enjoy a shrimp and bacon club sandwich?

Bacon. Is there anything it can't do?

How did I miss this story? Oh that's right, "jounalists" don't really report "news" anymore. They're just another special interest group seeking to advance a narrow narrative.

Anyway, the Pentagon has cleared a flying car project! Though in classic Pentagon-ese, it's called a "Personal Air Vehicle Technology" project.

Whatever. Just put me on the list...

They're here! For real!

But I'd fly somewhere nicer than Timbuktu...